On the Origin of More Silliness

"A fair result can be obtained only by fully stating and balancing the facts and arguments on both sides of each question." 
— Charles Darwin

In honour of Papa Darwin's birthday, my current profile icon is Piltdown Man. Remember hearing about him? He was a big deal in his day, a strong "missing link" between you and your evolutionary past. Except that he was a fraud, a fake from the gullible scientific community, and fooled people who should have known better for decades. Anyway, Darwin is that failed, backslidden theology student who gave atheism a pretense at respectability. Who needs God when we evolved over huge periods of time through the blind, gibbering mad god of Chance?
Now, the passionately religious orthodox evolutionists  deny that there is any evidence contrary to their claims, except from idiot graduates from Billy Bob's Backwoods Bible Baptist Church and Seminary and Creation Science School. Problem is, there are credentialed scientists who do disagree with evolution. And they get blackballed. You can find out about that here and here. Believe in God? Lose your job! Obviously, the pious believers in evolutionism do not believe that quote from their own founder. Where is the fair and balanced opportunity to show evidence against evolution? Academically, it's the voice of Jeff Dunham's Achmed the Dead Terrorist: "I keel you!"

"You people hate science! Evolution is a fact!"

Let me ask you a question, Skippy. How does your passionate devotion to the cup and wafer of Darwinism help you in your calculation of rocket trajectories, chemical imbalances in the brain, robotics used in war zones? No, don't bother to answer, because I already know: It doesn't help! Types like you equate practical technology with your other religion, scientism. That's the belief in science at all costs.

So, happy birthday, Darwin. See you on Judgment Day. As for the rest of you, there's still time to evaluate your fanatical devotion to the ever-changing whims of man-made "science" (read: philosophies). Your failed religion of atheism does not garner much respectability. Especially since evolutionists are abandoning orthodox Darwinism. Of course, you can continue to pretend to be not silly, despite the contrary evidence. I applaud your devotion.

Comments

Rhomphaia (Sword) said…
backslidden theology student?
2/13/2011 02:29:00 PM
Bob Sorensen said…
Yep, the "great scientist" did not go to school for science. Instead, he went to fail at divinity.
2/13/2011 03:13:00 PM
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