Obama Goes to Hell
On his way to Hell, Barrack Obama shuffles past the g ates of Heaven, seeing a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed, can you help me?' , he cries. 'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama leaps onto the ladder, climbs up through the clouds arriving in a room with yet another bearded man. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'Why no, I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.' Exhausted, but filled with joy he further climbs the ladder, discovering a bearded, angelic looking man, he stutters, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.' Mohammed higher than Jesus Christ, man, oh, man! Unable to contain delight, Obama climbs and climbs ever higher, reaching the top he gasps: 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am God , creator of the universe . You look exhausted, would you ...