United States Air Force in my Waffle!
Buona sera. Hey, what do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason. Ha! Love that one. (Insert Larry the Cable Guy voice): I don't care who ya are, that's funny! You're not going to believe this. With the merging of technology and magic, the United States Air Force has made a holy relic in my waffle! Are you ready? OK, here's the Nighthawk: Even though it's officially retired, I still think it's cool. OK, now dig this. The USAF has made it happen that an image of the Nighthawk has appeared in my waffle! Get a load of this: What will happen next? I love miracles of technology! They send a tingle down my leg, just like Obama does to Keith "Leftist Nutcase" Olbermann. Do more than ten people watch that show anymore? Now I have something a bit more serious. It's another area where I agree with disbelievers, and that's when religious people act like pagans worshiping idol...