Ladies and gentlemen... The creation sensation, Piltdown Superman ! (and the crowd goes wild) Click images for larger views. This bad boy will take over your screen when you click it! Here is the song, lyrics rewritten by the crew at Stormbringer Productions. Click for a much larger image. But if that won't work, the lyrics are typed below: Piltdown Music Part One Pop, pop, pop Piltdown Pop, pop, pop Piltdown Dig it! Your hero's found Southern Ape, Northern Ape Big Bang pick axe Got your wishful thinking Grand foundation full of cracks Fish flops on the sand Wishes he had a hand Fossil, docile, Surrey hostel Dance the PDSM Dance the PDSM (Why'd you write that?) Chain of missing links (How'd you write that?) Skeptics are having drinks (Why'd you write that?) Proof by hijinks This whole theory stinks New York, London, Paris Munich — Everyone dance the Piltdown Music! Boogie to Nebraska Dig up a pig's tooth Glue down Peppered Moths Fabricate...