August 26, 2019

Nuke Mars, Start a War?

by Cowboy Bob Sorensen

This article will confuse the Ministry of Truth, Fake News Division because it is a mixture of parody and real news. Old Joe Biden still has the desire to be president, but he is not showing intellectual acumen. If his errors happened to a Republican, the media would be all over it like chickens on June bugs.


Joe Biden does not show a firm grasp of reality at times. This is partly news and partly parody. Will it also be predictive?
Using a public domain photo of Joe Biden, I ran it through PhotoFunia, then added some text of my own
For example, he said that as Vice President, he met with survivors of the Parkland school shooting, which happened after he left office. Officials said he mixed up this one with another shooting.  He doesn't know when the Kennedy and King assassinations happened. Seriously, Democrats, are you so desperate to simply win an election that you want him in the most powerful position in the world?

The other real-but-looks-like-parody news is that Elon Musk, founder of SpaceX, wants to launch nuclear missiles to Mars. He thinks it will help make Mars a place we can colonize, but scientists think it would be mostly pointless.

Those items were real. Here's where I get creative.
— Washington, DC, August 26, 2019

After learning of Elon Musk's desire to launch nuclear missiles to Mars, Democrat presidential hopeful Joe Biden was aghast.

"We're in no position to provoke the Martians. Earth barely survived Martian invasions of the past, like in 1897 and when I was a Senator in 1953". Biden is referring to the H.G. Wells novel that was serialized in 1897 and the movie starring Gene Barry that was released in 1953. When asked about the 2005 movie by Steven Spielberg and starring Tom Cruise, Biden sharply replied, "That's a movie. Do you think I'm stupid?"
I wouldn't be surprised if my parody turned out to be somewhat predictive, as the former Vice President and Senator has a tenuous grasp of reality at times. By the way, the words senile and senator have the same root.

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