Laughing at You

Edit: News reached me that a certain highly intellectual and deeply compassionate atheist referred to this band as "the most retarded". You're a class act, Poindexter. What a joke!


Here is the title track of the 1991 song by Deliverance, called "What a Joke" (written by Jimmy P. Brown II and George Ochoa):


I'm so tired of all this guile
Homos saying they're not perverted
It's an alternative lifestyle

Law enforcement, politicians and businessmen
These days with most of them
Corruption is a synonym

We fight this battle not against evil
Against those who think they are good
I've not stolen, murdered or destroyed
God will let me in!
What a joke
God will laugh at your calamity
What a joke
He will mock when your terror comes

Wannabe intellects spew
"There is no God"
Proving themselves fools, liars and frauds

Remnant prays this battle against evil
Against those who perceive they are right
They've not stolen, murdered or destroyed
God must let them in!
What a joke
God will laugh at your calamity
What a joke
He will mock when your terror comes
What a joke
Despising knowledge, choosing not to fear
What a joke
Complacency of fools will destroy

Voice overs:
STATEMENT OF IGNORANCE: You know it's like a certain lady said, "You're god, I'm god, we're all god, all religion is good
All paths lead to the same destination
ANSWER: Yeah, the Judgement Seat of Christ

STATEMENT OF IGNORANCE: I'm an atheist, I don't believe in God
ANSWER: Yea, well God doesn't believe in atheists

STATEMENT OF IGNORANCE: Well everybody knows the Bible is full ofcontradictions
ANSWER: Your ignorance is what the contradiction is. Why don't you show me a couple, we'll deal with them

STATEMENT OF IGNORANCE: I'm going to party with all my friends in hell
ANSWER: Not even worthy of an answer

STATEMENT OF IGNORANCE: The world is at least one hundred million years old, you know, where's that leave your Christian Bible?
ANSWER: Well carbon fourteen dating has also been proven wrong by showing that living things have been dead for thousand years

STATEMENT OF IGNORANCE: How are we supposed to know if there is a God if we can't see Him?

What a joke!

Comments

Rhomphaia (Sword) said…
This would be SO funny....
if it wasn't SO sad!

Oh that God, would remove those blinders!
3/26/2011 02:35:00 PM
Bob Sorensen said…
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They want to stay in the dark.

Fact is, they WANT the blinders on. If they got into heaven, where they hate God, it would be Hell for them. So, Hell is what they really want.
3/26/2011 03:06:00 PM
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