Eddie Murphy: I'm not dead.
Slightly Less Gullible Public: He says he's not dead!
Gullible Public: Yes he is.
Eddie Murphy: I'm not!
Slightly Less Gullible Public: He isn't.
Gullible Public: He will be very soon.
Eddie Murphy: I don't want to go.
Gullible Public: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Eddie Murphy: I think I'll go snowboarding...I feel happy...
Gullible Public: You're not fooling anyone, you know.
King Arthur: It's easy to make up a rumor on the Internet. People believe them because they want to. Probably the same people who believe in evolution without question because they're told to. Fortunately, the truth can be had on the Internet: Eddie Murphy is doing fine at last report. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm needed at Jon Bon Jovi's place.
